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WorksheetsLockDown Quiz 2020
Total questions: 10
Worksheet time: 5mins
What is Chingford?
A leafy suburb of East London
A quiet and peaceful place
The cultural capital of East London
The only place Jon Ryder wants to be
What affectionate names did Jon give to the two pigeons in his garden?
Harry and Hermoine
Aidan and Ian
Donald and Boris
Robson and Jerome
What is the name of Jon's dog?
Sherbet the Whippet
Sherbert the Greyhound
Seabright the Sheepdog
Seabreeze the Mongrel
Which of the following did Jon NOT advocate doing during lockdown
Hitting yourself in the head with a mallet
Using a vile of Richard Branson's tears to clean your windows
Wearing crocs with socks, a lot
Sending Gavin Williamson a Thank-you letter
For what reason did Jon tell us he had invited Richard Branson over to his house?
To sort out his internet connection
So that Jon could collect a vile of his tears
Jon felt sorry for him and wanted to give him a shoulder rub
So that they could cuddle to keep each other safe
Whose Spotify playlist recommendations were these:
Gloria Gaynor - I will Survive ( this pandemic)
Chaka Khan - Ain't nobody ( about-anywhere )
MC Hammer - You can't touch this (or anything without gloves on)
Brothers Johnson - Stomp (out this virus)
Aretha Franklin - Respect (NHS workers)
The Jacksons - Blame it on the Boogie (instead of the Chinese!)
Jon Ryder
Louise Jones
Anastasia Striker
Aidan McQuaid
What is going on in this picture?
Jennifer Kinghorn showing exemplary dishwasher packing
Jennifer Kinghorn asking for advice on how to pack dishwasher more effectively
Jennifer Kinghorn complaining about not having any cups at hom
Jennifer Kinghorn offering to be in charge of packing the staff room dishwasher from now on
What do Zak Myers and Delcine Price have in common?
Big fans of socksandcrocs in their normal lives, before lockdon
A strange fondness for dressing up as fish-people
Supporting Arsenal FC
They live in sunny Chingford, just round the corner from JR
Of Whom did Jon Ryder write the following:
It’s more like Derek Trotter cocktail ... Tizer and crème de menthe anybody? Baileys and Vimto? Big, bendy straw? Cocktail umbrella? Looks a bit bonkers and makes you feel very ill.
Boris Johnson's briefings
Gavin Williamson's guidace
Richard Branson's tax-return
David Luis' defending
Which of theses was NOT a Jon Ryder Hashtag?
#Joninslippers
#Joninfacecovering
#JoninBlazers
#JoninJordans
