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WorksheetsTHE JOKES
Total questions: 21
Worksheet time: 7mins
What do you call a duck that steals ???
a robber duck
a stealer
a duck that steals
How do you know carrots are good for you?
They look like eyes.
They taste funny.
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Chocolate milk
Spoiled milk
Fresh milk
Why did the teacher wear glasses?
She had a headache.
Because her students were too bright!
Because it was too hot outside.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words
Because it's cool
Because they want to
What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
Chip
Color chip
Rocket car
What did you call a Dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-Snore!
Asleep dino
A sleeping dog
A sleeping beast
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells like diarrhea!
Between us, something sicks
Between us, something I am hunger!
Between us, something smells!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
You are hot
Dinner is on me!
I love you
You are too cold
I WANT TO SHOW MY FREIND A WATCH HER NAME IS SEEMA THEN WHAT I WILL TELL HER
WATCH THIS SEEMA
SEEMA WATCH
SEEMA LOOK MY NEW WATCH
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Ge-om-e-try! (Gee, I'm a tree!)
I'm nuts about math!
What do you call friends that love math?
The coolest kids ever.
AlgeBROS.
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
Because they can be negative
Because they are radioactive
Because they are charged
How do astronauts organize a party?
They star it on their calendar
They make it out of this world
They planet
They reach for the stars
Have you ever been confused when talking to someone?
Yes
No
why did roblox ran up the road
minecraft ran over them
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