WorksheetsFun Anti-Jokes!
Total questions: 12
Worksheet time: 12mins
Name
Class
Date
1.
What is red and tastes like blue paint?
(a)
2.
What is brown, hot and tastes like tea?
(a)
3.
What do you call a joke that isn't funny?
(a)
4.
What do you call a pigeon that can't find it's way back home?
(a)
5.
What did the man say when he lost his truck?
(a)
6.
What's the one thing you can always count on?
(a)
7.
Who shaves at least 20 times a day?
(a)
8.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
(a)
9.
What makes a princess smile?
(a)
10.
You know what they say?
(a)
11.
Why did the kid in the movie theater get yelled at?
(a)
12.
What would happen if you laid all your veins from end to end?
(a)
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