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Total questions: 20

Worksheet time: 11mins

Name
Class
Date
1.

What did the big flower say to the little flower ???

a)

hi bud

b)

hi baby

c)

hi little

d)

hi flower

2.

What do you call a duck that steals ???

a)

a robber duck

b)

a stealer

c)

a duck that steals

3.
Why is the cow afraid.....
a)
He was a Cow-herd
b)
he was a Cow herd
4.

what do you get when you cross a fish with a elephant

a)

sephant

b)

swimming trunks

c)

bathing suit

d)

bread

5.

why cant a skelton cross the road

a)

has no bones

b)

has no guts

c)

doesn't have the guts to do it

d)

no brain

6.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
a)
non-spaghetti
b)
the noodles
c)
vegetables
d)
an im-pasta
7.
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
a)
Because he liked the music.
b)
Because he had pizza.
c)
Because he was a fungi.
d)
Because his mom made him go.
8.
What do you call birds that stick together?
a)
Vel-crows
b)
Jay birds
c)
Sticky buns
d)
Tape birds
9.
What did the sea monster eat?
a)
Israel
b)
Octopus
c)
Fisher and chips
d)
Fish and ships
10.
How do you make a tissue dance?
a)
Play music.
b)
Hold on to its corner
c)
It doesn't dance
d)
You put a little boogie in it
11.

how does a penguin build its house

a)

it makes

b)

glues

c)

hammers it

d)

it glues

12.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
a)
A sleepasaur
b)
Snoralax
c)
Niterex
d)
A dino-snore
13.

What is fast loud and crunchy?

a)

A rocket shop

b)

A rocket ship

c)

A rocket chip

14.

What happens when you Flop in the NBA?

a)

Get fined

b)

Foul

c)

Nothing

d)

Get kicked out

15.

What do you call a pig that does karate??

a)

pork chop

b)

karate pig

c)

karate pork

16.

What is a cats favourite colour ???

a)

piiii-nk

b)

purrr-ple

c)

bllll-ue

17.

Why didn't the orange win the race ???

a)

because it ran out of juice

b)

because it felt like it

c)

i don't know

d)

boq

18.

what did the little corn tell the mamma corn ???

a)

where's my popcorn

b)

what's poppin'

c)

i love u

d)

why are you so big

19.

who made this quiz

a)

bo jr.

b)

scott gammon

c)

da joe

d)

you did

e)

somebody

20.

:)

(this one makes no sense)

a)

:0

b)

:)

c)

:x

d)

:|

e)

:L