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WorksheetsThanksgiving Jokes
Total questions: 14
Worksheet time: 7mins
1. Why don't turkeys eat at Thanksgiving dinner?
They don't eat people food
They are already stuffed
They are allergic
Turkeys don't eat
What is a Pilgrim's favorite kind of music?
Plymouth Rock
Jazz
Hip Hop
Turkey Tunes
Can a turkey have a neck that is 12 inches long?
Yes, it can have a long neck.
No, then it would be a FOOT!
What is smarter than a talking turkey?
a flying bee
a small bee
an angry bee
a spelling bee
Why did the turkey get kicked off the basketball team?
It kept tripping
It had too many fowl plays.
Why did the farmer drive over his potato field on Thanksgiving?
He didn't want to pick them
He wanted to ruin them
He wanted Mashed Potatoes
He was a bad farmer
Why did the band let the turkey join?
He already had drumsticks
He could rock and roll
People loved listening to him
They didn't let him
What smells the best at the Thanksgiving dinner?
Your food
Your socks
Your dog
Your nose
Which side of the Turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
The left
The right
There are no feathers
What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner?
Ham
Turkey
Chicken
Thanksgiving breakfast
When do turkeys have 8 legs?
When they are a spider.
They never do.
When I am dreaming.
When there are four of them.
What day was it when the scientist crossed a turkey with a vampire?
Halloween
Vangsgiving Day
What kind of key won't open a door?
brass key
turkey
house key
metal key
What do turkeys have that no other bird has?
feathers
beaks
claws
baby turkeys
