"What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?"

"There's children throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads ... They're busy building toys and absolutely no one's dead!"

Why is the carpet wet, Margo?

I don't know Todd!

"I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all really. Maybe it just needs a little love."

"You believe in Santa Claus right dad?"

...

"Seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing."

"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"

"Look Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."

There’s a certain magic that comes with the very first snow. For when the first snow is also a Christmas snow, well, something wonderful is bound to happen.

But for now, let me say. Without hope or agenda. Just because it's Christmas. And at Christmas you tell the truth. To me, you are perfect.

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup.

Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.

Oh, Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.

I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery.

Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.

You're skipping Christmas! Isn't that against the law?

This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.

“Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick. Lock him up for fifty years, see what makes him tick!” – Lock, Shock, and Barrel