WorksheetsPuns
Total questions: 50
Worksheet time: 29mins
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Drums
Saxophone
Trombone
They can't play instruments
Why did the Headless Horseman go to college?
He wanted to get a-head in life
He needed more money
He wanted to
He liked school
Why don't vampires try to feed on eskimos?
They don't like them
The are afraid of frost-bite
They hate the cold
They taste like garlic
What is zombie Shakespeare's favorite play?
Hamlet
Romeo and Ghouliet
Macbeth
Othello
How can skeletons tell when it is going to rain?
They just know
They can see it
They can feel it in their bones
They don't know
Why does the graveyard have a fence?
To keep out the zombies
To help keep the animals out
People are just dying to get in
They don't want the ghost to escape
Why did the piano player keep hitting his head on the keys?
He was tired
He was playing by ear
He was mad
He couldn't see it
What is a golfer's favorite kind of music?
Jazz
Classical
Swing
They don't like music
Reindeer
Elves
Presents
Sleigh
Mistletoe
Santa's Sleigh
Jingle Bells
Rudolph
Elfish Presley
Thomas Elferson
Elfraham Lincoln
Billie Elfish
What word is missing to make this a pun?
That's the _________ thing I've seen.
stupidest
wierdest
funniest
sealiest
Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
It lifts their spirits.
It takes them to new heights.
It beats floating.
It takes their breath away.
What is a monster's favorite makeup?
mas-scare-a
blush
lipstick
wrinkle scream
(answer with a pun)
I didn't like my beard at first...
Then I did.
Then it grew on me.
So I shaved it off.
But I realized it's nice.
(make it punny!)
Broken pencils are...
pointless
not good
wood
worthless
Why are skeletons so calm?
They don't have brains...
Nothing gets under their skin
They have nothing to worty about
Yoga
My friend was annoying me with bird puns.
That's unfortunate.
Are you friends with Mr. Masem?
Toucan play at that game.
Be punny!
Parallel lines have so much in common...
Indeed, they do.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
They don't intersect.
They're like Mr. Masem.
I'm super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet
I just don't know why
I just wish Z
Crazy me
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's deaf now
He's all right now
He's in a coma
Need a Ark?
I no say
I know a guy
I Noah guy
There was a kidnapping at school yesterday
Don't worry- he woke up :)
Work up
Wake to bed
What kind of tea did the American Colonists want?
Liberty
Lemon tea
Tee
What kinda shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear
jeans
Jennings
Whats has eyes but cant see
potato
your mom
a donkey
How do you orgnize a space party
you plant
you have fun
just roll with it
what do you call a pig that knows how to do karate
a pork chop
a pig that learned karate
a pork grind
what do you call a sheep with out legs
a cloud
ground beef
a grind meets chop
What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop music
Swing music
Classical music
Rock-n-roll
What is a cats favourite colour ???
piiii-nk
purrr-ple
bllll-ue
What did the big flower say to the little flower ???
hi bud
hi baby
hi little
hi flower
Why didn't the orange win the race ???
because it ran out of juice
because it felt like it
i don't know
boq
what did the little corn tell the mamma corn ???
where's my popcorn
what's poppin'
i love u
why are you so big
What do you call a duck that steals ???
a robber duck
a stealer
a duck that steals
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Chocolate milk
Spoiled milk
Fresh milk
How do you know carrots are good for you?
They look like eyes.
They taste funny.
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Which side of a cow has the most spots?
Left
Outside
Inside
Why did the teacher wear glasses?
She had a headache.
Because her students were too bright!
Because it was too hot outside.
Why did the birds fly south?
Because it was better
It looked fun.
It was too far to walk.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words
Because it's cool
Because they want to
