"Save the neck for me Clark!"

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"Come out to the coast, we'll get together have a few laughs"

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"Oh Christmas isn't just a day, its a frame of mind!"

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"Keep the change you filthy animal!"

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Fog's as thick as peanut butter. You mean pea soup. You eat what you like and I'll eat what I'll like.

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It came without ribbons, it came without tags, it came without packages, boxes, or bags.

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I traveled through the 7 levels of the Candy Cane Forest, past the sea of Twirly-Swirly gumdrops and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

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I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all really. maybe it just needs a little love.

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Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap.

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Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.

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"Where's Eddie? He normally eats these things!" "Oh not recently. He read that squirrels are high in cholesterol."

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The best way to spread Christmas cheer is signing loud for all to hear.

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Aah! Fra-gee-Lay! It must be Italian.

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