You think I am unfaithful because I kissed another woman? You are the one who is unfaithful, because you are giving up faith in our relationship.

A fallacy of language that occurs when a word is used in two different senses so the meaning of the word is shifted and confused

I love Ferrari. They make the best supercars. When I was in Italy, I drove a Ferrari across a field. (It was a tractor...)

"Thanks for giving us a hand in Iraq."

Mother: It’s bedtime Jane

Jane: Mom, how do ants feed their babies?

Mother: Don’t know dear, close your eyes now.

Jane: But mama, do ant babies cry when they’re hungry?

In order to really look at the problem of global warming, we must first consider how the homeless suffer when it is cold.

There is a lot of commotion regarding saving the environment. We cannot make this world an Eden. What will happen if it does become Eden? Adam and Eve got bored there!

This fallacy consists in diverting attention from the real issue by focusing instead on an issue having only a surface relevance to the first.

Justin's mom gets his phone bill and he has gone over the limit. He begins talking to her about how hard his math class is and how well he did on a test today.

This fallacy occurs when, in attempting to refute another person's argument, you address only a weak or distorted version of it. It is the misrepresentation of an opponent's position or a competitor's product to tout one's own argument or product as superior.

The sun rises every time the rooster crows. Roosters make the sunrise.

Our garage sale made a lot of money until Joan showed up.

Last week I ate a loaf of bread. A few days later, I got the flu. I'm never eating bread again.

Tigers and Lions are ruthless killers. That's why I don't have a housecat.

The SF Giants are the best baseball team in the league because they are better than everyone else.

There aren't enough parking spaces on campus because there are too many cars.

I would never vote for a third party because they can't win. They could only win when people start voting for a third-party candidate.

Sally never tells lies. We know this because she told us so, and she doesn't lie, so it must be true.