What is always coming, but never arrives?

(a)  

What gets wetter the more it dries?

(a)  

What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?

(a)  

What do an island and the letter “t” have in common?

(a)  

What can be broken, but is never held?

(a)  

What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?

(a)  

What goes up but never ever comes down?

(a)  

A man dressed in all black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly, a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt. How did the car know he was there?

(a)  

What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

(a)  

What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?

(a)  

A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?

(a)