Be well dressed from the waist up, with ridiculous pants and shoes

Be well dressed from the waist down, with ridiculous shirts and hats

Be a slave in the pre-Civil War south

Be a slave in Ancient Egypt

Have all your limbs cut off by a very dull butter knife

Have to go to every single local WNBA game for the rest of your life

Drive a smart car

Drive a Lamborghini and fill up 4 times a week

Put a toothpick in your toe nail and kick the wall

Have paper cuts all over your body and jump into a pool of lemon juice

Get $20

Get frequently complimented for one day

Have high motor functions, but have very poor senses

Have superb senses, but low functioning motor skills.

Live in Ancient Greece

Live in Ancient Rome

Be unable to experience sadness

Be unable to experience anger