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Total questions: 29
Worksheet time: 15mins
What is a cats favourite colour ???
piiii-nk
purrr-ple
bllll-ue
what do you get when you cross a fish with a elephant
sephant
swimming trunks
bathing suit
bread
why cant a skelton cross the road
has no bones
has no guts
doesn't have the guts to do it
no brain
What did you call a Dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-Snore!
Asleep dino
A sleeping dog
A sleeping beast
What did one plate say to the other plate?
You are hot
Dinner is on me!
I love you
You are too cold
Why did the student eat his/her homework?
Because teacher told him/her it was a none homework!
Because teacher told him/her it was a piece of candy.
Because teacher told him/her it was a piece of cake!
Because teacher told him/her it was lomond pines.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A coconut tree
A palm tree!
A strader tree
An apple tree
Why is a snail stronger than an elephant?
The snail carries it's house
The elephant carries it's body
The snail carries it's tail
The elephant carries it's trunk
What did the toilet bowl say to it's sibling?
You look flushed!
You are so gross
You are dirty!
you smell!
How do you know carrots are good for you?
They look like eyes.
They taste funny.
You never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Why did the teacher wear glasses?
She had a headache.
Because her students were too bright!
Because it was too hot outside.
What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?
A sandwich
A tomato witchita
A witch-as trophie
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to light up the ground.
Because he didn't like it.
Because the batteries died.
Because he wanted to hide it.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It's wet.
It's big.
It's salty.
It waves.
What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?
Music
Cool music
option 1
Both of them 1,2
What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?
A Minnie Van
A Convertible
A Toyota
A Honda
What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?
Batman
Superman
Captain America
Spiderman
Why did Darth Vador cross the road?
Spell correctly
(a)
What did one math book say to the other?
Stop squaring at me!
Don't bother me, I've got my own problems!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Ge-om-e-try! (Gee, I'm a tree!)
I'm nuts about math!
What do you call friends that love math?
The coolest kids ever.
AlgeBROS.
Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3?
Because they can't even.
So they don't get lost.
What do you call friends that love math?
The coolest kids ever.
AlgeBROS.
What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?
Fish
Grass
Jellyfish
None of the above
What do cats each for breakfast?
Bone
Fish
Crispies
None of them
What was the second slide?
eyes
Happy men's day
Goat
Puppy running out
What was the fourth slide?
I think I need my coffee
Puppy paw reaching towards you
licking dog
puppys running out of car
Who's name was on there the most ( there's two )
Arabella
jenny
Arabella, Jenny
