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Total questions: 20
Worksheet time: 15mins
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
It looks like he is learning to fly.
A starfish.
Time to buy a new bed.
A stick.
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with.
It's Mary.
I can do better.
Alphabet.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
The letter “g”.
Finding half a worm.
Because 7, 8, 9.
Don't look now. I'm changing
Where do you find a dog with two legs?
Tulips.
A blackboard.
Where you left it.
He wanted to see time fly.
How do you get four elephants into a car?
Two in the front and two in the back.
He wanted to see time fly.
“Sorry sir. The fly is on holiday!”
“Well, … yes and no.
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Yes sir. What size (number) does your crocodile wear?
Because they are black and white.
Because it had so many problems!
Because it is too far to walk.
In a shop: “Do you have crocodile shoes?
Yes sir. What size (number) does your crocodile wear?
A stick.
Because he had no body to go with.
Where you left it.
Why do pandas like old films?
Because 7, 8, 9.
Because it is too far to walk.
Because it had so many problems!
Because they are black and white.
Why was the mathematics book unhappy?
“Well, … yes and no.
“Yes sir. You are a taxi.”
Because it had so many problems!
“Sorry sir. The fly is on holiday!”
“Hey man! Please call me a taxi.”
The letter “g”.
I can do better.
It looks like he is learning to fly.
“Yes sir. You are a taxi.”
“Is it difficult for you to make decisions?”
“Well, … yes and no.
I can do better.
He wanted to see time fly
It looks like he is learning to fly.
“Waiter, waiter! There’s a frog in my soup!”
A blackboard.
Tulips.
Don't look now. I'm changing.
“Sorry sir. The fly is on holiday!”
Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A stick.
He wanted to see time fly.
Finding half a worm.
Because he had no body to go with.
What flower has got two lips?
The letter “g”.
I can do better.
It's Mary
Tulips.
What is white when it is dirty and black when it's clean?
Two in the front and two in the back.
Yes sir. What size (number) does your crocodile wear?
A starfish.
A blackboard.
“Waiter, why is there a fly in my soup?
Because they are black and white.
Because 7, 8, 9.
Because it is too far to walk.
It looks like he is learning to fly.
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
It's Mary
Tulips.
He wanted to see time fly.
What did God say after creating man?
“Yes sir. You are a taxi.”
Finding half a worm.
I can do better.
Where you left it.
What is the end of everything?
“Well, … yes and no.
Don't look now. I'm changing.
A blackboard.
The letter “g”.
What does the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look now. I'm changing.
Alphabet.
I can do better.
A stick.
