Don't be a minimum guy

“Jab jeb mein money ho na toh kundli mein shani hone se koi fark nahi padta.”

“Locha, lafda aur jalebi fafda, isko gujarati ki life se koi nikaal nahi sakta.”

Babu Moshay, Zindagi badi honi chaiye Lambi nahi

Aap humse humari zindagi maang lete hum aap ko khushi khushi de dete, par aapne toh humse humara guroor cheen liya.”

Tumse naa ho payega

Mammu, Tension lene ka nahi, sirf dene ka

Sara shehar mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai

Our business is our business, none of your business

“Aap purush hi nahi…. mahapurush hai.”

Kabhi kabhi lagta hain ki apun hi bhagwaan hain.

“Kaun kambakht bardaasht karne ko peeta hai.”

Agar bhoot hai toh bhootni hai, sambar hai toh chutni hai aur zyaada phailoge toh pant phatni hai....

Jaan pehchaan nahi kaise uthaunga, kam se kam 40-50 kilo ka wazan hoga

Yeh tumhare baap ka ghar nahin, police station hai, is liye seedhi tahrah khade raho

Parampara, Pratishtha, Anushasan. Ye is gurukul ke teen stambh hai. Ye wo aadarsh hain jinse hum aapka aane waala kal banaate hain.

Yee Mammu, Kya palan pe chadar ki tarha phelelaye..

Hum tumhare main itne cheed karenge, ki bhul zaoge.. ki P**e kaha se aur sans kaha se le

“Rishtey mein toh hum tumhare baap lagte hai, naam hai Shahenshaah!” ...

“Itna Sannata Kyu Hai Bhai?”

“Bade Bade Deshon Mein Aaisi Choti Choti Baatein … Hoti Rehti Hai…Senorita”

“Uska toh na bad luck hi kharab hai”

“Dosti Aur Ladki Mein Hamesha Ladki Jeetti Hai”

“Mai apni favourite hu”

"Pushpa, I hate tears... inhe ponch dalo”