Wear Crocs for the rest of your life

have every kind of shoe you wear squeak when you walk

Only use government acronyms (never write or say the full name)

never use government acronyms (always write and say everything in its full length)

Be extremely good a climbing trees

be extremely good at doing wheelies on a bike

Go back to DMO as Chief of Staff

be promoted to ADM of Transformation

salty

sweet

have a golden voice

have a silver tongue

A holiday in the world’s most luxurious hotel

holiday on a secluded island paradise with only basic amenities

Get a new minister every year for ten years

keep the same minister for ten years

cure cancer

solve climate change

Accidently spill coffee on the Minister

forget your child’s birthday

Every shopping cart you use have a broken wheel

the lid on every coffee you buy never fit quite right

Your hair grow 10x as fast

your toenails double in length every day

Receive every briefing as a policy paper

receive every briefing as a placemat (neither comes with verbal briefings)

Give a 20min in-person briefing to the Clerk while wearing the banana suit

accidently swallow a used bandaid while swimming at the beach