“If you don’t stop eating eggs, you will have a heart attack and die.”

“The rest of the nation shops at Bob’s Market.  You should, too!”

“You shouldn’t listen to a thing she says because she’s so ignorant!  She’s never had an original thought, ever!”

“Nine out of ten dentists agree that you should use Bob’s Toothpaste!”

“Though your report is 428 pages long, I draw your attention to this single statement on page 247 which seems to refute your entire claim.”

“It is ridiculous to suggest we should give out study guides to students.  We shouldn’t just give out easy A’s to everyone!”

“Every evening, I have two cookies for dessert after dinner.  One evening, I had a slice of cake instead, and that night there was a major earthquake in my city.  I’ve only eaten cookies for dessert ever since.”

“Today, Bob said something that was critical of capitalism, so therefore he must be a communist.” 

“You shouldn’t travel by plane because my Uncle James once flew in a plane and was in a plane crash.”