I write Horror.

I am a citizen of a country I've never been to.

Dear Abby once printed and responded to my letter.

My hobby is mining flea markets for treasure.

I have been a resident of WV for 52 years, but long to move to New Mexico.

I played a 6 foot tall clarinet in high school band.

I'm an aspiring musical saw player.

I participated in "sit-ins" at Woolworth's lunch counters

when I was in high school.

I play the ukulele (at least I'm trying).

Until the age of eleven, I told people Michael Jackson helped deliver me as a baby (he didn't, but I fully believed he did).

I like water slides, but hate roller coasters.

I'm a cancer who likes to play video games and I'm an only child.

I have been knitting for 25 years.

I eat dandelions.

(use them in recipies, I mean)

I've been to a quarter of all the National Parks.

Small children adore me, and it's mutual.

I spent a summer working in the House of Commons.

I once worked at Chuck E. Cheese and was,

in fact, often tapped to wear the mouse suit.

I'm a good jump roper!