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Worksheetsmath jokes
Total questions: 24
Worksheet time: 18mins
What did one math book say to the other?
Stop squaring at me!
Don't bother me, I've got my own problems!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Ge-om-e-try! (Gee, I'm a tree!)
I'm nuts about math!
Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3?
Because they can't even.
So they don't get lost.
What do you call friends that love math?
The coolest kids ever.
AlgeBROS.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He didn't have no body to go with
He wasn't invited
He didn't feel like it
how does a penguin build its house
it makes
glues
hammers it
it glues
Why are parallel lines sad?
They have so much in common and will never meet.
They are related to math
What starts with an e and ends with an e but only has one letter?
(a)
Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
(a)
How do you make a seven even?
(a)
Why was the math book sad?
(a)
How does the ocean say hello?
(a)
Why can't Elsa have a balloon?
(a)
What two days start with an T (other than Tuesday and Thursday)?
(a)
What belongs to you but is mostly used by others?
(a)
What can you catch but never throw?
(a)
What goes up but never comes down?
(a)
You throw away the outside but cook the inside; then you eat the outside and throw away the inside... What is it?
(a)
If you have one, you don't share it; if you share it, you don't have it... What is it?
(a)
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
(a)
A cowgirl rides into town on Friday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday; how did she do it?
(a)
