The swamp didn’t see

I have pitchforks

To twist iron bar

To step (heavily) on the accordion

Wasting time is stealing from oneself

If there is room in the heart, there is room for the butt

To count crows

No cow on the ice

(Your) own eye is king

 To get your skis crossed

Clear as sausage water

One idiot can ask more questions than seven wise men can answer

Roof drives away

Gotten your beard stuck in a postbox

Slice a mushroom

A smart one learns from the mistakes of others

Like a bear shot in the butt

Test the ice with a stick

There are always two options: do or cry and do