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your dumb

Total questions: 32

Worksheet time: 21mins

Name
Class
Date
1.

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

(a)  

2.

You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.

(a)  

3.

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

(a)  

4.

You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?

(a)  

5.

What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?

(a)  

6.

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

(a)  

7.

A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. How??

(a)  

8.

What disappears as soon as you say its name?

(a)  

9.

What gets wet while drying?

(a)  

10.

What are the next three letters in this combination?

OTTFFSS

(a)  

11.

First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a bright full moon. Now answer quickly what do cows drink?

(a)  

12.

What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?

(a)  

13.

How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you?

(a)  

14.

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

(a)  

15.

Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. When you die, you take it along with you. What is it?

(a)  

16.

Where do you find an ocean with no water ?

a)

Mop

b)

Basen

c)

Map

d)

Basin

17.

What is white when dirty and black when clean

a)

Cardbord

b)

Cardboard

c)

Chalkboard

d)

Chalkbord

18.

What has an eye but can’t see

a)

Volcano

b)

Hurricane

c)

Stamp

d)

Landslide

19.

What can you catch but cannot throw

a)

ball

b)

Shovel

c)

Cold

d)

Hot

20.
How many letters are in alphabet?
a)
20
b)
26
c)
8
d)
14
21.
What goes up but never goes down?
a)
Ruler
b)
Stairs
c)
Your height
d)
Your age
22.
What did the hamburger name it's baby?
a)
Julia
b)
Patty
c)
Austin
d)
Justin
23.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
a)
Snow cones
b)
Freeza
c)
Hot dogs
d)
Iceburgers
24.
What kind of math do owl's like?
a)
multiplication
b)
diVISION
c)
OWLgebra
d)
addition
25.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
a)
The letter M
b)
The letter P
c)
The letter T
d)
The letter P
26.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
a)
shorter
b)
short 
c)
long
d)
wide 
27.
Why is the worlds longest nose only 11 inches long?
a)
Because then it would be to long.
b)
Because if it were 12 inches it would be a foot.
c)
Because it's impossible to grow a nose that long.
d)
Because then it would be 12 inches.
28.
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
a)
A secret 
b)
A whisper 
c)
A secr5t
d)
A paper
29.
How do you make the number one disappear?
a)
Add G
b)
Add R
c)
Add L
d)
Subtract One 
30.
What question can you never answer "yes" to?
a)
Do you like me?
b)
Are you  Asleep?
c)
Do you like the show?
d)
Do you know who I am?
31.
What stands on four legs but can't walk
a)
A paralyzed dog
b)
A truck on its wheels
c)
A chair
d)
A sculpture
32.
What has hands but can not clap?
a)
a clock
b)
bob
c)
people
d)
cat