Why did the barber win the race?

(a)  

What do you call a man who can't stand?

(a)  

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

(a)  

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

(a)  

Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?

(a)  

Which hand is better to write with?

(a)  

How did vikings communicate?

(a)  

Which city in California do all the dentists visit?

(a)  

How do you organize a space party?

(a)  

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

(a)  

Why was Elsa not allowed a balloon?

(a)  

What's the most musical part of a chicken?

(a)  

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

(a)  

What's invisible and makes a clucking noise around your house?

(a)  

Why was the rabbit upset?

(a)  

What type of dog does magic tricks?

(a)  

How do you fix a broken vegetable?

(a)  

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

(a)  

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

(a)