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Total questions: 28
Worksheet time: 14mins
What is a clouds under pant?
Thunder wear
Thunder pants
under pants
What do you call a marathon with pies 🥧
A pie marathon
Pie thatron
A pie-thon
What time do you go to the dentist
2:30
Tooth hurty
Two thirty
I don’t know any time?
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and a zebra
Dino bra
Dino zebra
Zebra-sour
What do you call a snoring dinosaur
A snoring dinasaur
A Dinasnore
A Dinaroar
What is a witches favourite sand
A Sandwich
A magic sand
Quick sand
Sand
What is the most fastest sand in the world
Fast sand
Sandwich
Quick sand
Sand
What is a dinosaurs favourite poem
Row row row your boat
Roar Roar Roar your boat.
The Dino poem
What do you call a investigators pet
A crocodile
A dog
Alligator
How many days are there in every month
28 Days
30 days
A month
31 days
What did the apple say to the other apple
Who is going to be plucked first?
Nothing apples can’t talk.
Who is going to get eaten first
Hi .how are you?
What did one bull say to the cheetah 🐆 in a race?
No cheeting this time.
Good luck on the race
I’ll win this time
what did one cucumber say to the other cucumber when they went to a pickle factory 🏭
NoThing
Hi how are you
What do you think will happen here
We will be pickled
Which veggies does the sailor like the least
Carrot
Leaks
Cabbages
Beans
What did one toilet say to the other
You look flushed
Hi
What ya doing
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
Because he was tired
Because it was raining
Because he had nobody to dance with
Because he was not at the party
What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument?
The trumpet
The trombone
The clarinet
The flute
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
rock music
pop music
(w)rap music
opera
Why are graveyards noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Because of the rain
Because of the bones
Because of the fences
Why cant the Dracula play Baseball?
He loves swimming in blood ;)
He does not have any friends to play with! :(
Because he lost his bat
Dracula's dont play Baseball! :(
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room
The bedroom
The Bathroom its so gross!
Basement
Why did the Headless Horseman go to college?
He wanted to get a-head in life
He needed more money
He wanted to
He liked school
Why don't vampires try to feed on eskimos?
They don't like them
The are afraid of frost-bite
They hate the cold
They taste like garlic
How can skeletons tell when it is going to rain?
They just know
They can see it
They can feel it in their bones
They don't know
Why does the graveyard have a fence?
To keep out the zombies
To help keep the animals out
People are just dying to get in
They don't want the ghost to escape
How did the pumpkin fix the hole in his jeans?
He couldn't
Had his mom help
With a pumpkin patch
Sewed it up
Why are mummies so stressed out?
They are really busy
They have stressful jobs
They don't know how to unwind
They can't take days off
Why didn't the skeleton go in the haunted house?
He didn't have the guts
He was a scaredy cat
He couldn't handle it
He was a big baby
