"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun."

"Try the grey stuff, it's delicious! Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!"

"The very things that held you down are going to carry you up and up and up!"

"Better look first, for if one drinks much from a bottle marked 'Poison', it's almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later."

"When life gets you down, you what you gotta do? Just keep swimming!"

"Oh well. What's a royal ball? After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull, and boring, and completely...completely wonderful."

"Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble."

"Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck."

"This I haven't seen in years; this is wonderful! A banded, bulbous, snarfblatt."

"The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it."

"Man village? They'll ruin him. They'll make a man out of him."

"The heart of a pig! I've been tricked!"

"Of all the silly nonsense, this is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life."

"Not to change the subject, but, um...ever chased chickens?"