WorksheetsLutheran Presentation, All About that Mass
Total questions: 10
Worksheet time: 8mins
Luther doesn't believe in the priestly monopoly. Instead he emphasized:
John Calvin
Justification
Hierarchy
The Priesthood of all Believers
Which of the following did Luther list as an abuse of the church?
The Papacy and its decadence
Priests drinking too much wine after communion
The silencing of God's Word
John Knox
Which of the following would Luther consider a pure Christian legend?
St. Paul encountering Jesus on the road to Damascus
King Arthur crossing the Bridge of Death
St. Francis Befriending a Wolf
Gandalf the Grey journeying to the Mines of Moria
Why should a Christian go to a worship service?
They want to go to heaven
For the glory of God and the neighbor's good
Hozier needed a ride so that he could "worship like a dog"
To meet cute singles in their area
What does Luther suggest for the lessons and sermons of mass?
They must only come from the Psalms
The preferred language is Latin
They must be in the language of the people
Bread
What does Luther see as a commendable addition by the early Church Fathers?
Fog machines and teleportation
The prayers in the canon
Candles
Kyrie Eleison
According to Luther, what is the worst abuse of the service?
Inclusion of Christian legends/fables
The service is performed as a work to win salvation
God's Word has been Silenced
Not enough hymns are being sung
Luther shares his reform of the mass so that Hausmann can:
Collect a new offering to support Luther
Immediately implement all Luther's reforms without question
Abolish the mass service completely
Imitate some/all of the reforms after careful discernment and reflection
How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?
95
Two,
One "alien" and one "proper"
Three=
One to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder, and one to hold the booze
What do you mean by the word "change?" Am I saying that right? Change? What does that word mean?
How did Lisa Simpson create Lutherans?
While running tests on amoebas, she starts selling them indulgences for their dead family members
The bacteria growing on her baby tooth becomes intelligent and one nails something to the door of the cathedral
She built a colony of ants when she notices that "Pope Ant-Leo X" excommunicates "Mart-ant Luther"
She studies a micro-cultures of religious bacteria. But when Homer accidentally exposes the bacteria to bratwurst and beer, they become German and start the Reformation
