My name is Tiger woods. Ping golf clubs are the only ones that i use, and you can see how that has worked out for me.

pampers brand of diapers makes motherhood so much easier. Our mothers have so many other things on thier minds. We give them one less thing to worry about.

be in winner's circle. wear nike running shoes.

wear Rolex- it is the timepiece of select society.

you don't want to have bad breath when she decides to kiss you. use Zippo mouthwash.

Two good 'ol boys dressed in GA boots, jeans, and camo caps are discussing how they like the taste of Beef jurky by paco.

While on vacation, I tasted my first lobster. It was tough and rubbery. I don’t think I will waste my money on buying lobster again.

“Sweetheart, how did you do on your math test?” “Okay. Hey mom, are those homemade chocolate ship cookies I smell cooking?”

If I had never gone to that party, then he and I would never met.

Harold brown claims that he saw a flying saucer in his farm. But he never got beyond the fourth. Grade in school and can hardly read or write. He is completely ignorant of what scientists have written on the subject, so his report can not possibly be true.

Stress in the human body is often accompanied by low blood sugar (hypoglycemia). Hence, hypoglycemia is caused by stress.

Either the butler do it, or the witness for the defense is lying.

“You can either come with me to the party tonight or sit at home alone and be bored all night.”

Upon visiting New York City for the first time, a tourist from holland concludes that most Americans do not own cars because so many people ride the subway and taxis.

If I had stayed home this weekend, I wouldn’t be sick right now.

Don’t talk to me about saving trees and endangered species. We can’t worry about the environment right now, we are in the middle of a war,