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LITTERALLY IMPOSSIBLE

Total questions: 11

Worksheet time: 6mins

Name
Class
Date
1.

Why can I eat cats?

a)

They are gross

b)

YOU MONSTER

c)

Mustard

d)

42

2.

How did aunt Harold own 6 cats and more than 6 cats but he is a six cats.

a)

Salsa

b)

Pineapple on pizza

c)

Italy

d)

Assignment

3.

Can you eat a child

a)

If I wanted to

b)

Cant you leave me alone?

c)

Why are you asking this

d)

Yes I can

4.

Can a can can a can in a can while canning the can being canned.

a)

Lemon

b)

I ate a pineapple tree

c)

Fluffy

d)

air

5.

How did you get here?

a)

Ur mom

b)

I farted

c)

I fell into the bottemliss pit

d)

Beaver

6.

If you ate 7 waffles and then used a calculator to find the square root of sand, how many cats are in disstress.

a)

Can a can can can a can

b)

Cant cans can cans that are canning

c)

Cat

d)

Child

7.

It. Is. A. Spider.

a)

KILL IT

b)

Awwww, I love spiders! WHEN THEY´RE DEAD!

c)

Leave it alone

d)

(passes out)

8.

If you have 9 dogs and pet 82 of them, how many calculators can you use to find the square root of onions.

a)

Vence

b)

Hence

c)

Tence

d)

Fence

9.

If you have 3 onions, and 5 cats with 7 onions, how many roof tiles fall off of the bookshelf?

a)

Chess

b)

Lettuce

c)

Square root of carrot

d)

[insert pun here]

10.

A, B, C, or Z

a)

Lost

b)

My

c)

Cat

d)

Help

11.

If you have 2 pancakes, and you hit a bee hive, how many potatos will go to war?

a)

A pack of gum.

b)

Brusslesprouts

c)

BAG O´ CHIPS

d)

JAR O´ HONEY