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10.

What did the egg say when it answered the door?

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Why do dragon sleep during the day?

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What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who?.........

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Why was the baby ant confused?

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What type of bee can't make up its mind?

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Where do bees go to the bathroom?

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What goes snap crackle and squeak?

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How do you say goodbye to a Hotdog?

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Do you want to Taco'Bout it?

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Why did the corn leave his field and cross the road?

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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

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How did the vegetable cheered the gardener at the country fair?

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Why are bananas never lonely?

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What kind of key open a banana?

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29.

You must be yoking...

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I'm in a serious relation-chip

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Grandma!!!

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I phone, you tube.

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33.

This might sound cheesy...

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34.

What kind of teeth do deer have?

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How do trees get online?

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36.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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This is a 'Grate' party....

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38.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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detective

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an investigator

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tagigator

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crocodile

39.

What did the hamburger name his daugther?

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burgeret

b)

Petuniaaa

c)

Meatslet

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Patty

40.

What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?

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rotten

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softies

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deviled eggs

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boiled egg

41.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

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felt crummy

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wasnt whole

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felt uneven

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felt a peice was missing out of himself

42.

Our PHONES fall we panic, our FRIENDS fall...

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We tease

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We laugh

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We panic

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We cry

43.

What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?

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Why am I triangle, and you puffy

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Why am i so little

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Where is Pop corn

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Can i eat popcorn now

44.

Do you think Februrary can March???

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Not sure, but i think April May

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Februrary is too skinny

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Februrary is too short

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Not in a million years

45.

I can see 2 years into the future...

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I have a superpower!!!

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Wait 2020 is in 2 years???

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I have a dog

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I have 2020 vision

46.

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

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It had a fever.

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It was overheating.

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It had a virus.

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It was sick.

47.

Two pickles fell out of a jar. What did one say to the other?

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Are you ok?

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Dill with it.

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Ouch!

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I'm a sweet pickle.

48.

What building in Toledo has the most stories?

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The Toledo Building

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Glendale-Feilbach Elementary School

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The Empire State Building

d)

The Public Library

49.

How does a scientist freshen her breath?

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with TicTacs

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with science gum

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with experi-"mints"

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with her science magic

50.

What do you call a funny mountain?

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hysterical

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a jokester

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"hill"arious

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a comedian

51.

What stays in the corner but can travel all over the world?

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a stamp

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a naughty child

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the broom

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a lamp

52.

What is a computers favorite snack?

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computer chips

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nacho chips

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potato chips

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corn chips

53.

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

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with super glue

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with a needle and thread

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you can't fix a cracked pumpkin

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with a pumpkin patch

54.

Why aren't dogs good dancers?

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they have two right feet

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they have two left feet

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they have four legs

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they can't do ballet

55.

Why couldn't the man book a hotel room on the moon?

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because it was full

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because he didn't have a credit card

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because he didn't have any money

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because the moon was out of space

56.

What do you call an old snowman?

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Gramps

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Old Snow

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Water

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Geezer

57.

Why are robots never afraid?

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they have lots of guts

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they don't have a brain

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they aren't ever nervous

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they have nerves of steel

58.

Why did the cabbage win the race?

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because it was ahead

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because it was in the lead

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because it ate a good breakfast

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because it was green

59.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?

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a pie thon

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a snake and bean pie

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bitten

d)

something yucky

60.

Why was the broom running late?

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it was stuck in the corner

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it missed it's ride

c)

it overslept

d)

it overswept

61.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

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her students were so bright

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her students had bright lights on

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the sun was in her eyes

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her eyes were red from allergies

62.

Where do sheep go on vacation?

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baaack to the pasture

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baaa hamas

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baaa humbug

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baaa ha ha nowhere

63.

What does every birthday end with?

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presents!

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blowing out the candles

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the letter y

d)

cleaning up the mess

64.

Can February March?

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yes

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no

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maybe so

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no, but April May

65.

Why isn't there a clock in the library?

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because it tocks too much

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because it ticks too much

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because books can't tell time

d)

because it's against the library law

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