WorksheetsFun with Jokes
Total questions: 10
Worksheet time: 5mins
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Because he was exceptional in his crop!
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Because he was outstanding in his garden!
Because he was remarkable in his orchard!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
A toothless bear!
A gummy bear!
A bear with braces!
A bear with dentures!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
It was too lazy!
It was too excited!
It was two tired!
It was too busy!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Igloos it together!
Glues it with seaweed!
Buries it in sand!
Ignores it together!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
Because it was outdated
Because it had too many problems!
Because it failed the math test
Because it was missing a cover
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
Cheeseless
Not your cheese
Your cheese
Nacho cheese
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
The tomato turned red because it was blushing.
The tomato turned red because it was embarrassed.
The tomato turned red because it was angry.
The tomato turned red because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
Icebite
Frostbite
Frostnip
Chillbite
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Because they are too small to see
Because they are always changing
Because they are too unpredictable
Because they make up everything!
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
You star!
You comet!
You planet!
You asteroid!
