IWB does a man look shiny, like he rubbed on a little too much Vaseline?

IWB did a boy get cuffed behind his ear by his mother when he called a man by his first name without saying ''mister''?

IWB does a girl try to reassure her sister by saying, ''New things just take some getting used to. I'm sure you'll feel back to normal soon''?

IWB did a cell contain a wineskin, a plate of bread, and cold meat resting on a wooden stool?

IWB did a boy try to sleep, but every thump from a fight, every scream added to the pit in his stomach until he felt like he was carrying a pile of rocks in his gut?

IWB is a girl named after the Greek root of the word rock?

IWB had a ''pianist'' landed twenty-five miles away from his designated spot because of pilot error?

IWB were people presented with tofu that had been marinated in the oven with onions and carrots?

IWB did a boy find a box that had his father's spidery handwriting on it waiting for him on his bed?

IWB does an assisted living home have a combination of two smells that don't mix, fresh flowers and hospital-like antiseptic?

IWB does a boy say that he had only heard his father cuss twice in his life but the third time came when they pulled up to one of his friend's houses?

IWB does a boy ask why everyone is always so sensitive about everything after someone confronts him about asking an Hispanic kid about his mom's cooking?

IWB did a girl wind her fingers through her crocheted hat and clench her teeth when a sharp pain came through her abdomen?

IWB does a boy offer his last higashi for whoever has the saddest story?

IWB does a boy compare a Cadillac to a dented rocket ship blasting through time in reverse from the future to a land that Wi-Fi forgot?

IWB does a teacher wear a skirt with red polka dots; she has a smile like a cup of milky warm tea, that welcomes and comforts a girl all at the same time?

IWB might people think they have been misreading the writing on a car all along?

IWB did a woman wear a trademark red hat and was nicknamed ''the Cat'' because of her unusual green eyes?

IWB did people land on a brig with a rotting wooden hull; it was the Jolly Roger, the scourge of the seas?

IWB had a boy not heard from his dad since receiving a care package at Christmas that had gummi candies and a wool coat in it?

IWB is one lap on a track so big, Usain Bolt himself would stop and say, ''Now wait a minute''?