WorksheetsSo You Think You Can Follow Rules? A Totally Not Boring Quiz on Classroom Expectations
Total questions: 15
Worksheet time: 8mins
Name
Class
Date
1.
What's the first thing you should do when entering the classroom fashionably late?
a)
Announce your grand entrance
b)
Slowly moonwalk to your seat
c)
Sign the late sign-in sheet
d)
Ask if you missed anything important
2.
When is it appropriate to use AI to write your essays?
a)
Always, the robots are our overlords
b)
Only when the teacher isn't looking
c)
Never, unless you want a big fat zero
d)
When you're feeling particularly lazy
3.
How long do you have to make up work after an absence?
a)
The same number of days you were absent
b)
Until the end of the school year
c)
5 minutes before grades are due
d)
However long it takes to come up with a good excuse
4.
What's the proper way to start class?
a)
With a dramatic interpretive dance
b)
By completing the warm-up
c)
By asking 'Is this going to be on the test?'
d)
With a group nap
5.
What happens if you plagiarize?
a)
You get a standing ovation
b)
You receive a zero and possibly a write-up
c)
The teacher gives you extra credit for creativity
d)
Nothing, if you don't get caught
6.
When leaving the classroom, what must you do?
a)
Leave a trail of breadcrumbs
b)
Sign out on the bathroom log
c)
Shout 'I'll be back!' in your best Terminator voice
d)
Perform an elaborate secret handshake with the teacher
7.
What's the policy on cell phone use in class?
a)
Only when livestreaming the lesson
b)
For instructional purposes when directed by the teacher
c)
Whenever you're bored
d)
As long as your ringtone isn't 'Baby Shark'
8.
What happens if you're caught using your phone inappropriately?
a)
You get to keep it as a prize
b)
You must forfeit it or receive a zero for the week
c)
The teacher confiscates it and sells it on eBay
d)
You have to write a 1000-word essay on the history of telecommunications
9.
What's the deadline for submitting make-up work?
a)
Whenever you feel like it
b)
5 days before the end of the quarter
c)
The day before graduation
d)
When pigs fly
10.
What should be on your desk during instruction?
a)
A full 3-course meal
b)
Only your classwork
c)
Your extensive Pokemon card collection
d)
A miniature Zen garden
11.
What's the proper way to address extended absences?
a)
Send a carrier pigeon
b)
Have a parent or guardian email the teacher
c)
Pretend it never happened
d)
Write it in invisible ink on the classroom whiteboard
12.
What's the consequence for chronic misbehavior?
a)
A ticker-tape parade
b)
Possible write-ups
c)
Extra recess
d)
A starring role in the school play
13.
What's NOT an acceptable excuse for late work?
a)
Excused absence
b)
My dog ate my homework
c)
Extended illness with doctor's note
d)
Family emergency
14.
When does class end?
a)
When the bell rings
b)
When the teacher dismisses you
c)
When you're bored
d)
When the planets align
15.
What's the policy on 'mewing' in class?
a)
Encouraged for all cat lovers
b)
Prohibited along with offensive gestures
c)
Only allowed on 'Meow Mondays'
d)
Required for participation points
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