WorksheetsLaugh Out Loud: Dad Jokes Edition
Total questions: 15
Worksheet time: 8mins
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Because he scared away all the crows!
Because he was the best gardener!
Because he was made of straw!
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
An impasta!
A pasta imposter
A spaghetti pretender
A noodle fraud
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
They don't have the guts!
They prefer to play music instead.
They are afraid of the dark!
They are too busy dancing!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
I'll see you at the door!
I'll catch you at the fence!
I'll meet you at the corner!
Let's meet at the window!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Because it lost its balance!
Because it was too heavy!
Because it was going too fast!
Because it was two-tired!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
Cheddar cheese
Stolen cheese
Nacho cheese!
Free cheese
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
Because it had too many problems!
Because it was too heavy to carry!
Because it couldn't find its solutions!
Because it was missing its cover!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
gummy bear
soft bear
toothless bear
sugar bear
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Because he likes to dress up!
In case he got a hole in one!
To match his shoes!
In case it rains!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated!
Formal fish
Sofishticated!
Dressed fish
Fish in a tuxedo
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
Because it ran out of memory!
Because it was overheating!
Because it needed a software update!
Because it had a virus!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
An abdominal snowman!
A winter workout warrior!
A chilly bodybuilder!
A frosty fitness fanatic!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
Because it was too sweet!
Because it wanted a break!
Because it was feeling baked!
Because it felt crummy!
What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!
A factory that produces unsatisfactory goods
A factory that creates mediocre items
A factory that makes bad products
A satisfactory!
Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left!
The stadium's roof trapped heat from the crowd.
The stadium retained heat from the sun and the game activities.
The stadium was filled with smoke from fireworks.
The fans were using portable heaters inside the stadium.
