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Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to light up the ground.
Because he didn't like it.
Because the batteries died.
Because he wanted to hide it.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It's wet.
It's big.
It's salty.
It waves.
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.
Darryl: What's the day? I don't think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.
Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.
Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.
David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday or Friday or Saturday
What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?
Music
Cool music
option 1
Both of them 1,2
What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?
Cheetahs
Lions
Leopards
Jaguars
What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?
A Minnie Van
A Convertible
A Toyota
A Honda
What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?
Batman
Superman
Captain America
Spiderman
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Think carefully.
Because every play has a cast!
Because we want them to hurt themselves.
Because we want them to laugh
Because every star has a cast
Why did Darth Vador cross the road?
Spell correctly
(a)
What flies without wings?
Hint is in the photo.
wings
pigs
clock
time
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Wind
Echo
Air
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to light up the ground.
Because he didn't like it.
Because the batteries died.
Because he wanted to hide it.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It's wet.
It's big.
It's salty.
It waves.
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.
Darryl: What's the day? I don't think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.
Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.
Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.
David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday or Friday or Saturday
What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?
Music
Cool music
option 1
Both of them 1,2
What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?
Cheetahs
Lions
Leopards
Jaguars
What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?
A Minnie Van
A Convertible
A Toyota
A Honda
What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?
Batman
Superman
Captain America
Spiderman
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Think carefully.
Because every play has a cast!
Because we want them to hurt themselves.
Because we want them to laugh
Because every star has a cast
Why did Darth Vador cross the road?
Spell correctly
(a)
What flies without wings?
Hint is in the photo.
wings
pigs
clock
time
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Wind
Echo
Air
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to light up the ground.
Because he didn't like it.
Because the batteries died.
Because he wanted to hide it.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It's wet.
It's big.
It's salty.
It waves.
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.
Darryl: What's the day? I don't think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.
Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.
Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.
David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday or Friday or Saturday
What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?
Music
Cool music
option 1
Both of them 1,2
What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?
Cheetahs
Lions
Leopards
Jaguars
What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?
A Minnie Van
A Convertible
A Toyota
A Honda
What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?
Batman
Superman
Captain America
Spiderman
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Think carefully.
Because every play has a cast!
Because we want them to hurt themselves.
Because we want them to laugh
Because every star has a cast
Why did Darth Vador cross the road?
Spell correctly
(a)
What flies without wings?
Hint is in the photo.
wings
pigs
clock
time
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Wind
Echo
Air
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to light up the ground.
Because he didn't like it.
Because the batteries died.
Because he wanted to hide it.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It's wet.
It's big.
It's salty.
It waves.
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.
Darryl: What's the day? I don't think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.
Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.
Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.
David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday or Friday or Saturday
What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?
Music
Cool music
option 1
Both of them 1,2
What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?
Cheetahs
Lions
Leopards
Jaguars
What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?
A Minnie Van
A Convertible
A Toyota
A Honda
What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?
Batman
Superman
Captain America
Spiderman
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Think carefully.
Because every play has a cast!
Because we want them to hurt themselves.
Because we want them to laugh
Because every star has a cast
Why did Darth Vador cross the road?
Spell correctly
(a)
What flies without wings?
Hint is in the photo.
wings
pigs
clock
time
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Wind
Echo
Air
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to light up the ground.
Because he didn't like it.
Because the batteries died.
Because he wanted to hide it.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It's wet.
It's big.
It's salty.
It waves.
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.
Darryl: What's the day? I don't think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.
Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.
Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.
David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday or Friday or Saturday
What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?
Music
Cool music
option 1
Both of them 1,2
What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?
Cheetahs
Lions
Leopards
Jaguars
What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?
A Minnie Van
A Convertible
A Toyota
A Honda
What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?
Batman
Superman
Captain America
Spiderman
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Think carefully.
Because every play has a cast!
Because we want them to hurt themselves.
Because we want them to laugh
Because every star has a cast
Why did Darth Vador cross the road?
Spell correctly
(a)
What flies without wings?
Hint is in the photo.
wings
pigs
clock
time
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Wind
Echo
Air
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to light up the ground.
Because he didn't like it.
Because the batteries died.
Because he wanted to hide it.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It's wet.
It's big.
It's salty.
It waves.
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.
Darryl: What's the day? I don't think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.
Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.
Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.
David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday or Friday or Saturday
What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?
Music
Cool music
option 1
Both of them 1,2
What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?
Cheetahs
Lions
Leopards
Jaguars
What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?
A Minnie Van
A Convertible
A Toyota
A Honda
What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?
Batman
Superman
Captain America
Spiderman
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Think carefully.
Because every play has a cast!
Because we want them to hurt themselves.
Because we want them to laugh
Because every star has a cast
Why did Darth Vador cross the road?
Spell correctly
(a)
What flies without wings?
Hint is in the photo.
wings
pigs
clock
time
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Wind
Echo
Air
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to light up the ground.
Because he didn't like it.
Because the batteries died.
Because he wanted to hide it.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It's wet.
It's big.
It's salty.
It waves.
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.
Darryl: What's the day? I don't think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.
Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.
Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.
David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday or Friday or Saturday
What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?
Music
Cool music
option 1
Both of them 1,2
What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?
Cheetahs
Lions
Leopards
Jaguars
What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?
A Minnie Van
A Convertible
A Toyota
A Honda
What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?
Batman
Superman
Captain America
Spiderman
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Think carefully.
Because every play has a cast!
Because we want them to hurt themselves.
Because we want them to laugh
Because every star has a cast
Why did Darth Vador cross the road?
Spell correctly
(a)
What flies without wings?
Hint is in the photo.
wings
pigs
clock
time
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Wind
Echo
Air
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to light up the ground.
Because he didn't like it.
Because the batteries died.
Because he wanted to hide it.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It's wet.
It's big.
It's salty.
It waves.
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.
Darryl: What's the day? I don't think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.
Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.
Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.
David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday or Friday or Saturday
What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?
Music
Cool music
option 1
Both of them 1,2
What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?
Cheetahs
Lions
Leopards
Jaguars
What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?
A Minnie Van
A Convertible
A Toyota
A Honda
What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?
Batman
Superman
Captain America
Spiderman
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Think carefully.
Because every play has a cast!
Because we want them to hurt themselves.
Because we want them to laugh
Because every star has a cast
Why did Darth Vador cross the road?
Spell correctly
(a)
What flies without wings?
Hint is in the photo.
wings
pigs
clock
time
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Wind
Echo
Air
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to light up the ground.
Because he didn't like it.
Because the batteries died.
Because he wanted to hide it.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It's wet.
It's big.
It's salty.
It waves.
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.
Darryl: What's the day? I don't think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.
Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.
Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.
David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday or Friday or Saturday
What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?
Music
Cool music
option 1
Both of them 1,2
What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?
Cheetahs
Lions
Leopards
Jaguars
What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?
A Minnie Van
A Convertible
A Toyota
A Honda
What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?
Batman
Superman
Captain America
Spiderman
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Think carefully.
Because every play has a cast!
Because we want them to hurt themselves.
Because we want them to laugh
Because every star has a cast
Why did Darth Vador cross the road?
Spell correctly
(a)
What flies without wings?
Hint is in the photo.
wings
pigs
clock
time
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Wind
Echo
Air
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to light up the ground.
Because he didn't like it.
Because the batteries died.
Because he wanted to hide it.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It's wet.
It's big.
It's salty.
It waves.
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.
Darryl: What's the day? I don't think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.
Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.
Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.
David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday or Friday or Saturday
What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?
Music
Cool music
option 1
Both of them 1,2
What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?
Cheetahs
Lions
Leopards
Jaguars
What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?
A Minnie Van
A Convertible
A Toyota
A Honda
What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?
Batman
Superman
Captain America
Spiderman
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Think carefully.
Because every play has a cast!
Because we want them to hurt themselves.
Because we want them to laugh
Because every star has a cast
Why did Darth Vador cross the road?
Spell correctly
(a)
What flies without wings?
Hint is in the photo.
wings
pigs
clock
time
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Wind
Echo
Air
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to light up the ground.
Because he didn't like it.
Because the batteries died.
Because he wanted to hide it.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It's wet.
It's big.
It's salty.
It waves.
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.
Darryl: What's the day? I don't think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.
Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.
Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.
David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday or Friday or Saturday
What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?
Music
Cool music
option 1
Both of them 1,2
What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?
Cheetahs
Lions
Leopards
Jaguars
What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?
A Minnie Van
A Convertible
A Toyota
A Honda
What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?
Batman
Superman
Captain America
Spiderman
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Think carefully.
Because every play has a cast!
Because we want them to hurt themselves.
Because we want them to laugh
Because every star has a cast
Why did Darth Vador cross the road?
Spell correctly
(a)
What flies without wings?
Hint is in the photo.
wings
pigs
clock
time
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Wind
Echo
Air
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to light up the ground.
Because he didn't like it.
Because the batteries died.
Because he wanted to hide it.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It's wet.
It's big.
It's salty.
It waves.
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.
Darryl: What's the day? I don't think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.
Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.
Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.
David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday or Friday or Saturday
What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?
Music
Cool music
option 1
Both of them 1,2
What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?
Cheetahs
Lions
Leopards
Jaguars
What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?
A Minnie Van
A Convertible
A Toyota
A Honda
What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?
Batman
Superman
Captain America
Spiderman
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Think carefully.
Because every play has a cast!
Because we want them to hurt themselves.
Because we want them to laugh
Because every star has a cast
Why did Darth Vador cross the road?
Spell correctly
(a)
What flies without wings?
Hint is in the photo.
wings
pigs
clock
time
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Wind
Echo
Air
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to light up the ground.
Because he didn't like it.
Because the batteries died.
Because he wanted to hide it.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It's wet.
It's big.
It's salty.
It waves.
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.
Darryl: What's the day? I don't think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.
Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.
Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.
David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday or Friday or Saturday
What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?
Music
Cool music
option 1
Both of them 1,2
What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?
Cheetahs
Lions
Leopards
Jaguars
What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?
A Minnie Van
A Convertible
A Toyota
A Honda
What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?
Batman
Superman
Captain America
Spiderman
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Think carefully.
Because every play has a cast!
Because we want them to hurt themselves.
Because we want them to laugh
Because every star has a cast
Why did Darth Vador cross the road?
Spell correctly
(a)
What flies without wings?
Hint is in the photo.
wings
pigs
clock
time
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Wind
Echo
Air
Match
Match
Match
Match
Match
What did the egg say when it answered the door?
Why do dragon sleep during the day?
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who?.........
Why was the baby ant confused?
What type of bee can't make up its mind?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What goes snap crackle and squeak?
How do you say goodbye to a Hotdog?
Do you want to Taco'Bout it?
Why did the corn leave his field and cross the road?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
How did the vegetable cheered the gardener at the country fair?
Why are bananas never lonely?
What kind of key open a banana?
You must be yoking...
I'm in a serious relation-chip
Grandma!!!
I phone, you tube.
This might sound cheesy...
What kind of teeth do deer have?
How do trees get online?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
This is a 'Grate' party....
Match
Match
Match
Match
Match
What did the egg say when it answered the door?
Why do dragon sleep during the day?
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who?.........
Why was the baby ant confused?
What type of bee can't make up its mind?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What goes snap crackle and squeak?
How do you say goodbye to a Hotdog?
Do you want to Taco'Bout it?
Why did the corn leave his field and cross the road?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
How did the vegetable cheered the gardener at the country fair?
Why are bananas never lonely?
What kind of key open a banana?
You must be yoking...
I'm in a serious relation-chip
Grandma!!!
I phone, you tube.
This might sound cheesy...
What kind of teeth do deer have?
How do trees get online?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
This is a 'Grate' party....
Match
Match
Match
Match
Match
What did the egg say when it answered the door?
Why do dragon sleep during the day?
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who?.........
Why was the baby ant confused?
What type of bee can't make up its mind?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What goes snap crackle and squeak?
How do you say goodbye to a Hotdog?
Do you want to Taco'Bout it?
Why did the corn leave his field and cross the road?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
How did the vegetable cheered the gardener at the country fair?
Why are bananas never lonely?
What kind of key open a banana?
You must be yoking...
I'm in a serious relation-chip
Grandma!!!
I phone, you tube.
This might sound cheesy...
What kind of teeth do deer have?
How do trees get online?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
This is a 'Grate' party....
Match
Match
Match
Match
Match
What did the egg say when it answered the door?
Why do dragon sleep during the day?
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who?.........
Why was the baby ant confused?
What type of bee can't make up its mind?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What goes snap crackle and squeak?
How do you say goodbye to a Hotdog?
Do you want to Taco'Bout it?
Why did the corn leave his field and cross the road?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
How did the vegetable cheered the gardener at the country fair?
Why are bananas never lonely?
What kind of key open a banana?
You must be yoking...
I'm in a serious relation-chip
Grandma!!!
I phone, you tube.
This might sound cheesy...
What kind of teeth do deer have?
How do trees get online?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
This is a 'Grate' party....
Match
Match
Match
Match
Match
What did the egg say when it answered the door?
Why do dragon sleep during the day?
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who?.........
Why was the baby ant confused?
What type of bee can't make up its mind?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What goes snap crackle and squeak?
How do you say goodbye to a Hotdog?
Do you want to Taco'Bout it?
Why did the corn leave his field and cross the road?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
How did the vegetable cheered the gardener at the country fair?
Why are bananas never lonely?
What kind of key open a banana?
You must be yoking...
I'm in a serious relation-chip
Grandma!!!
I phone, you tube.
This might sound cheesy...
What kind of teeth do deer have?
How do trees get online?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
This is a 'Grate' party....
Match
Match
Match
Match
Match
What did the egg say when it answered the door?
Why do dragon sleep during the day?
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who?.........
Why was the baby ant confused?
What type of bee can't make up its mind?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What goes snap crackle and squeak?
How do you say goodbye to a Hotdog?
Do you want to Taco'Bout it?
Why did the corn leave his field and cross the road?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
How did the vegetable cheered the gardener at the country fair?
Why are bananas never lonely?
What kind of key open a banana?
You must be yoking...
I'm in a serious relation-chip
Grandma!!!
I phone, you tube.
This might sound cheesy...
What kind of teeth do deer have?
How do trees get online?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
This is a 'Grate' party....
Match
Match
Match
Match
Match
What did the egg say when it answered the door?
Why do dragon sleep during the day?
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who?.........
Why was the baby ant confused?
What type of bee can't make up its mind?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What goes snap crackle and squeak?
How do you say goodbye to a Hotdog?
Do you want to Taco'Bout it?
Why did the corn leave his field and cross the road?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
How did the vegetable cheered the gardener at the country fair?
Why are bananas never lonely?
What kind of key open a banana?
You must be yoking...
I'm in a serious relation-chip
Grandma!!!
I phone, you tube.
This might sound cheesy...
What kind of teeth do deer have?
How do trees get online?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
This is a 'Grate' party....
Match
Match
Match
Match
Match
What did the egg say when it answered the door?
Why do dragon sleep during the day?
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who?.........
Why was the baby ant confused?
What type of bee can't make up its mind?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What goes snap crackle and squeak?
How do you say goodbye to a Hotdog?
Do you want to Taco'Bout it?
Why did the corn leave his field and cross the road?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
How did the vegetable cheered the gardener at the country fair?
Why are bananas never lonely?
What kind of key open a banana?
You must be yoking...
I'm in a serious relation-chip
Grandma!!!
I phone, you tube.
This might sound cheesy...
What kind of teeth do deer have?
How do trees get online?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
This is a 'Grate' party....
Match
Match
Match
Match
Match
What did the egg say when it answered the door?
Why do dragon sleep during the day?
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who?.........
Why was the baby ant confused?
What type of bee can't make up its mind?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What goes snap crackle and squeak?
How do you say goodbye to a Hotdog?
Do you want to Taco'Bout it?
Why did the corn leave his field and cross the road?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
How did the vegetable cheered the gardener at the country fair?
Why are bananas never lonely?
What kind of key open a banana?
You must be yoking...
I'm in a serious relation-chip
Grandma!!!
I phone, you tube.
This might sound cheesy...
What kind of teeth do deer have?
How do trees get online?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
This is a 'Grate' party....
Match
Match
Match
Match
Match
What did the egg say when it answered the door?
Why do dragon sleep during the day?
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who?.........
Why was the baby ant confused?
What type of bee can't make up its mind?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What goes snap crackle and squeak?
How do you say goodbye to a Hotdog?
Do you want to Taco'Bout it?
Why did the corn leave his field and cross the road?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
How did the vegetable cheered the gardener at the country fair?
Why are bananas never lonely?
What kind of key open a banana?
You must be yoking...
I'm in a serious relation-chip
Grandma!!!
I phone, you tube.
This might sound cheesy...
What kind of teeth do deer have?
How do trees get online?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
This is a 'Grate' party....
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
detective
an investigator
tagigator
crocodile
What did the hamburger name his daugther?
burgeret
Petuniaaa
Meatslet
Patty
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
rotten
softies
deviled eggs
boiled egg
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
felt crummy
wasnt whole
felt uneven
felt a peice was missing out of himself
Our PHONES fall we panic, our FRIENDS fall...
We tease
We laugh
We panic
We cry
What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Why am I triangle, and you puffy
Why am i so little
Where is Pop corn
Can i eat popcorn now
Do you think Februrary can March???
Not sure, but i think April May
Februrary is too skinny
Februrary is too short
Not in a million years
I can see 2 years into the future...
I have a superpower!!!
Wait 2020 is in 2 years???
I have a dog
I have 2020 vision
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to light up the ground.
Because he didn't like it.
Because the batteries died.
Because he wanted to hide it.
