“Don’t worry–I have a lemon in my backpack.”

“Birds are just like humans.”

“Could our school have Taco Bell hot lunch?”

“I’ll be the only twin coming upstairs today.”

“My brother accidentally beat me up this morning.”

“Aw, I forgot my zip code again!”

“I don’t eat all that processed food–well, sometimes I do.”

“While dogs are adventurous, cats probably just want to stay home and relax.”

“Patience takes too much time!”

“So, there was this short kid…”

“This $1 is my life’s savings!”

“I’ll be sad… Oh, wait, it’s my birthday! I’ll be happy!”

“If God gave us the talent of infinite IQ, we wouldn’t need school.”

“I went down the alley.” “Yes?”

“Yo estoy bajita.”

“3 hours? That’s like Kung Fu Panda 3 times.”

“What’s a Sen-ate? (while reading Sinit’s name upside down)”