"miles still thinks the party is at 9 am?"

"mAybE yOu gUys cAn havE aNothEr meEtIng aBouT iT"

"am i some sort of mormon to u?"

Brendon- “would yall hate me for wanting pluckers?” __________- “i already do”

"When im at burns and mcdonnell, i am home".

"The more I think about it, the more I realize we need another girls inc recap meeting"

"We should give her condoms"?

"for 5 hours of my day i look at the calendar figuring out what i should do throughout my day, then i take my 3 hours lunch, after that i bother angel to play ping pong and once i look at the time its already 5 pm and i go home!"

“Nah, they just can’t afford to buy brendon lunch”

“This fatty is on the way”?

'Aight guys chill out. Let a man go pig style on 2 lunches in peace'

My jits need diapers and my bm need new nails

🦩💥 Ultra Vice Guava Monster tastes like a guava‑pink thunderstorm that fizzles into a diet drizzle—🌺⚡️➡️💧.
First gulp: sweet perfume 🫧🍬, then an aspartame echo that clings like festival glitter ✨👃.
Texture? Carbonation pops, vanishes—🎈➡️🥀—leaving a chalk‑dust after‑party on your tongue.
Overall vibe: neon hype on a broken jukebox 🎶🚫—fun to look at, rough to finish.

Score: 3️⃣/🔟 for flavor 🤢 …but since our hero Brendon gifted it for free, the gratitude multiplier rockets it to 🔟/🔟 🙌🎉. Thanks, Brendon! 💯🥤

what do y'all even know about hamilton

18 beers and love island on a train? I’ll do it for fun

thats some white people shit

eliminating roaches is legal, acceptable, and empowering

so in other words, we are superior to everyone else?

drink beer on the clock (they will think you're cool and extend you an offer)

bitch got no class

Bro we in 2025 just dont be vegan

can we invite dallas interns to our meeting i want drama

bro thinks hes a moderator

as the league commissioner i must turn a blind eye to this

alr bro i care about free food

most of them in stockyards

_______: them? Mf you here too

bro u cant be racist thats naomis job

this is like what the characters in my dreams sound like

brendon i didn't know we were going to your country estate in england

denver might be losing it since love island ended

You are so lucky we are in the work chat rn

gambled your aura and lost it all Brendon

Is it racist if I’m Mexican?

blud in the intersection

Why are you mogging the camera

crazy he ignored Naomi and focused on Brendon's skin color.

currently being R A C I S T to me while being on teams with me

"i have an emotional connection with daisy"

i like rum too like jack sparrow

I will take 3 in that case too much of a good thing isnt such a good thing - master oogway

I'D like to dedicate this win to myself. It was a little touch and go there for a moment, but we managed to process of elimination our way out of it. To-

"Yeah send that, it makes me look not as bad"

ali was so disappointed the jug wasnt filled with everclear 

its not like they are packin it up and going to afganistan

"MY HOOD!"

naomi are u drinking malibu this early

who here thinks that miles should bring his grandma today for pickleball?

heard the venue was mid because it lacked my attendance

denver: currently gaging interest on a girls inc meeting

Blank: why did i read "currently gagging"

angel and i kissed rn.....

A goose once hissed and chased me while I was running so no thank you