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WorksheetsLaughs and Slang in the Philippines
Total questions: 10
Worksheet time: 5mins
What do you call a Filipino who loves to tell jokes? A: Jokester, B: Jokesmith, C: Joking Juan, D: Laughter King
Punster Pete
C: Joking Juan
Giggle Guru
Humor Hero
Which of the following is a common Filipino joke? A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why did the tomato turn red? C: Why did the banana go to the doctor? D: Why did the fish blush?
Why did the orange go to school?
C: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the grape stop rolling?
Why did the apple stop in the middle?
What does 'kilig' mean in Filipino slang? A: Excited, B: Sad, C: Angry, D: Confused
Bored
Nervous
Frustrated
A
Which of these is a popular Filipino slang term for 'friend'? A: Kaibigan, B: Bes, C: Amigo, D: Buddy
Suki
Tropa
Kapatid
B: Bes
What is the punchline to the joke: 'Anong tawag sa matandang gatas?' A: Gatas na may edad, B: Gatas na sour, C: Gatas na expired, D: Gatas na luma
Gatas na laging bago
Gatas na matanda
Gatas na sira
B: Gatas na sour
What does 'petmalu' mean in Filipino slang? A: Cool, B: Bad, C: Ugly, D: Funny
D: Awkward
C: Boring
B: Lame
A: Cool
Which of the following is a funny Filipino word for 'crazy'? A: Siraulo, B: Buwang, C: Loco, D: Wacky
Siraulo
B: Buwang
Buwangin
Baliw
What is the meaning of 'barkada'? A: Group of friends, B: Family, C: Classmates, D: Neighbors
Team of colleagues
Set of acquaintances
Group of relatives
A: Group of friends
What is the joke: 'Bakit hindi nag-aral ang pusa?' A: Kasi may paw-sitive attitude, B: Kasi naglalaro siya, C: Kasi natutulog siya, D: Kasi may cat-itude
Kasi may catnip addiction
Kasi ayaw niya mag-aral
D: Kasi may cat-itude
Kasi busy siya sa pagkain
What does 'lodi' mean in Filipino slang? A: Idol, B: Friend, C: Enemy, D: Teacher
Buddy
Rival
Hero
A: Idol
