Halloween Puns

Front

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

Back

It lifts their spirits

Front

Why don't mummies take vacations?

Back

They are afraid they will relax and unwind

Front

Where would all Werewolves love to live?

Back

Howlywood

Front

What kind of students do monster teachers have in their classrooms?

Back

Boils and ghouls

Front

How do you mend a broken Jack-O-Lantern?

Back

With a pumpkin patch

Front

Why did the monster math teacher go for counseling?

Back

She had lots of problems

Front

Why did the skeleton throw away his broken pencil?

Back

Writing with it was pointless

Front

What would Casper be if he wrote a story?

Back

A ghost writer

Front

What is a mummy's favorite type of music?

Back

Wrap

Front

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?

Back

He wanted a light snack.