Cox and Crendor Quotes for Episode 500

Front

401:

“In Boston, they’re like, ‘Get out of the way, you big piece of shit! I’ll run you over and kill your dog!’ And I’m like, all right, I know where this guy‘s coming from.”

Back

Jesse

Front

402:

“I want to make my broccoli pop!”

Back

Jesse

Front

402: 

"Sorry… I got distracted by Uncle Monkey."

Back

Jesse

Front

403:

“I would bet money that at least one person, after finishing their wine, put their dick in this. Like, 100%.” 

Back

Crendor

Front

405:

“How dare you use science on this program!”

Back

Jesse

Front

405:

“I don't give a damn what you believe, MAKE GOOD PIZZA!”

Back

Jesse

Front

406:

“They got a horse ambulance?!”

Back

Crendor

Front

406:

“It’s not the horse’s fault you’re stupid!” 

Back

Jesse 

Front

406:

“Oh my God every time we have a fun story someone gets euthanized!”

Back

Crendor

Front

407: 

“He has the last Bible it’s all up here.”

Back

Jesse