Thanksgiving Teacher Roast

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You emailed me on breaking asking "When will you grade my late work?" What's my response?

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I was running late to Thankgiving dinner. What's my excuse?

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I was on TikTok while dinner was being blessed. What was on my FYP?

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I just popped off on a family member during dinner. What triggered me?

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I just won a billion dollars. How am I gonna flex on break?

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I'm going Black Friday shopping at Target to buy the principal a present. What will I buy?

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I'm literally crying during Thanksgiving dinner. What am I upset about?

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I bought a self help book to read on break. What do I need self help with?

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I got in a fight while I was Black Friday Shopping. What item was I fighting for?

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I saw you on break. Where did I see you at?