Hot Takes 25-26

​Hot Takes.
aka hills Mrs. Burke will die on.
(The takes are actually mild)

By Claire Burke

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Pineapples belong on pizza and if you don't agree you have the palate of a small child.

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Cereal is just cold soup.

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Millennials ruined everything.

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You can eat most foods cold. It tastes fine.

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Narwhals, in theory, should be mythical.

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90s fashion deserves the comeback its getting.

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Sandals with socks is acceptable.

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A coffee order longer than 4 words is a milkshake.

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McDonald's fries are underrated, whilst Five Guys fries are overrated (and over-seasoned...)

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The Last Airbender is a masterclass in character development.

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Regardless of your opinion on Taylor Swift, Swifties are a terrifying fanbase. Lovely, but terrifying.

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What's your hot take?