Riddles

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it. 
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. 
What is it?

• A bottle
• A chair
• A coffin
• A garden

Which creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?

•   A Man
• An ant
• A mutant
• A flower

If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?

• A lie
• A promise
• A smile
• A secret

A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?

• He's crazy!
• He's playing a game
• He's bankrupt
• He's playing monopoly

How many of each species did Moses take on the ark with him?

• 2
• 6
• 5
• None

He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

• A preist
• A Divorce
• A pope
• A decon

Imagine you are in a dark room. How do you get out?

• Stop imagining!
• Grab a grappling hook to escape
• Beg for mercy
• Grab a car and ram into the wall

What invention lets you look right through a wall?

• A window
• X ray glasses
• Superpowers
• A dream

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

• There are laws
• Its Not allowed
• Why should a living man be buried?
• CHEESE!!!!

A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All the sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? 

• Red
• White
• Brown
• Tan