Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

• They like flowers
• Real rocks are too heavy
• Because everyone else is
• Snow flakes are blue

Why can't you iron a four leaf clover?

• They are too wrinkled
• The iron is too small
• You shouldn't press your luck
• They will melt

What do you call a fake rock?

• Stone
• Boulder
• Sand
• Sham-rock

What type of bow cannot be tied?

• a rainbow
• shoe laces
• a bow tie
• a row boat

How can you tell if a leprechaun is having a good time?

• He smiles
• He is green
• He jumps for joy
• He's Dublin over with laughter

What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?

• He is happy
• He disappears
• He gets wet
• He has new shoes

What is Irish and left outside all summer?

• grass
• Paddy O'Furniture
• a lawn mower
• sprinkler

When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?

• When it's a French fry
• When it's mashed
• When it's green
• When it's whole

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?

• He always has too much
• He gave it all away
• Because he does not have enough
• Because he's always a little short

Where can you always find gold?

• in a dictionary
• at the end of a rainbow
• under a rock
• in a leprechaun's pocket