The obvious test

A woman lives in a one story house is florida. Her whole house is pink, pink everything! What color are the stairs?

• Pink!
• There are none?
• Orange?
• um....

You are the bus driver. A few kids come in, 4 with brown eyes, 2 with blue eyes, and one with green eyes. What color is the bus driver's eyes?

• Brown
• Green
• Hazel
• My eye color?

You are competing in a race. If you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?

• First
• Second
• Third
• I have no idea!

What was the tallest mountain before mt everest was discovered

• The second tallest moutain
• The one in peru
• The mountain on your face
• Mt everest it just wasn't discovered yet

Say silk 3 times. Now spell silk. What do cows drink?

• Nothing they eat grass
• Water
• Milk
• Themselves?

A is the father of b but b is not the son of A, how i this possible?

• B is adopted
• B died
• B is the daughter
• B is a he/she

A rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn roof. Which way did it roll

• Since when did roosters lay eggs
• Left
• Right
• up

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

• He drinks coffee
• Starbucks
• He died 
• He sleeps at night

How much dirt is in a hole 3 feet deep, 4 feet wide and and 6 feet long?

• 6x3x4
• None?
• a lot
• a little

An electric train is moving north at 100 mph and a wind blowing to the west at 10 mph. Which way does the smoke blow?

• North 
• west 
• South 
• theres no smoke