Common Sense...Think!

This man went to town on Friday. He stayed 3 days, and he left on Friday. How can that be?

• Friday was his horse
• He died on Friday
• Friday was his wife
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How do you get down from an elephant?

• You use its trunk!
• You ask a firefighter 
• You don't, you get down from a duck!
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When does yesterday come after today?

• When its in the future
• When its in the dictonary
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• When its in your dream

You bury me when I'm alive and dig me up when I'm dead. What am I?

• A plant
• A dead person.. duh!
• A frog
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I have an eye but cannot see. I am fast but have no limbs. What am I? 

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• A person who is blind in one eye
• A bat
• A hurricane

Which is lighter, 100 pounds of feathers, or 100 pounds of rocks?

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• They are both the same
• The feathers
• The rocks

What has 13 hearts but no other organs? 

• A deck of cards
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• A rat
• Nothing!

What never asks questions but is always answered?

• The universe
• A doorbell
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• A clock

Why do Chinese men eat more rice then Japanese men? 

• There is more Chinese men then Japanese
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• Chinese people make more rice 
• Japanese men don't like rice

A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock on the door. She opened the door to see a man whom shes never seen before. He said "oh I'm sorry, I have made a mistake, I thought this was my room." He then went to the corridor and in the elevator. The woman went back then dialed security right away.  Why?

• You don't just knock on your own door
• The lady is mean, and wants the man to get in trouble, just from a silly mistake.
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• The lady is out of it