jokes

what is a bear with no teeth?

• gummy bear

• teethless

why can't you trust a pig?

• I do not know

• it will ditch you

• it will get muddy

• because it will squeal on you

why did the boy eat his homework?

• because he had no exuse

• he was hungry

• his teacher said it was a piece of cake

• he was very bored

what is a fly with no wings?

• a walk

• dead

• I do not know

• awkward

Hurry up! It's the end of the world!

• Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

• Noooooooooooooo!

• Uhhhhhhhhhh

• !

• HAHAHA

Can you get this question wrong?

• no

• yes

• No way!

• of course not!

somebody was fighting with a lightsaber but no force. they battled slowly on the moon. what were they?

• person

• Jedi

• Alien

Think fast! blue, red, white, green. what color is it?

• red, green, blue, black

• blue, red, white, green

spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

• supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

• supercalifragilisticezpialidocious

• supercalifragilisticexpiabidocious

• supercalafragilisticexpialidocious

• superkalifragilistikexpialidokious