STAAR

Is this a real STAAR quiz?

• yes, DUH

• um, no? I wanted to study!

• Isn't it obvi?

• WHAT IS THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Am I StUpId?

• Brah how is that even an answer?!

• Duh you are a brainless r0bot!

• Seriously?! I quit this freakin' thing!

• No all r0bots are smart

Ok then: Mr. S has ten cars. Car A cost him $ 1234567.89. Car B cost him $2345325.99. Car C cost him $ 2384223579354234.99. Which car is obvi the worst?

• All of them!!!!!!!!

• None of them!!!!!!!!!

• Mr. S's Life

• None of the above

Am I StUpId?

• Brah how is that even an answer?!

• Duh you are a brainless r0bot!

• Seriously?! I quit this freakin' thing!

• No all r0bots are smart

Is this a real STAAR quiz?

• yes, DUH

• um, no? I wanted to study!

• Isn't it obvi?

• WHAT IS THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Ok then: Mr. S has ten cars. Car A cost him $ 1234567.89. Car B cost him $2345325.99. Car C cost him $ 2384223579354234.99. Which car is obvi the worst?

• All of them!!!!!!!!

• None of them!!!!!!!!!

• Mr. S's Life

• None of the above

What is an expository text?

• Gives information
• Talks about fantasy
• Has stage directions and dialogue

What is a factual claim?

• Fact
• Opinion
• Poem

What is a commonplace assertion?

• Fact
• Opinion
• Fiction

What is an excerpt?

• Part of a text
• Question
• Answer