Puns!

What kind of underwear do clouds wear?

• Stormwear

• Thunderwear

• Lightningwear

• Rainwear

Why do women live longer than men?

• Because they are smarter

• Because they have patience

• Because shopping never costs heart attacks but paying bills does

• I don't know

How can leopard change it's spots

• By moving

• Getting surgery

• It can't

• Telling them to move over

What is a stident's favourite instrument?

• Recorder

• Lunch bell

• Home time bell

• Recess bell

Where can you always find gold?

• At a jewellery store

• In a dictionary

• In a safe

• In the bank

Who can shave 6 times a day and still have a beard?

• A barber

• A bear

• A dog

• Dad

When is a potato not an irish potato?

• When it is cut

• When it is a mashed potato

• When it a french fry

• When it is a french fry

What is red and smells like blue paint?

• Red paint

• Blue paint

• Shoe polish

• I Do Not Know