Riddles

Pick one

Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay the bill, so who did?

Mr. Mark went to the market with his dog. He rode on a horse to the market, Yet walked. The horse's name was Victory and the dog was from South Africa. What is the name of the dog that went to the market?

Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen" ?

An old lady forgets her drivers licence at home. She travels down a one way street the wrong way. She does not stop at stop signs, or stop for people crossing the road. A cop is watching her do this and he does not give her a ticket. Why didn't he give her a ticket?

What question can you never honestly answer yes to?

How do trees get onto the internet?