Christmas Riddles

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

• A crab apple

• A pineapple

• Balsam fir

• Applesauce

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

• In the dictionary

• In a leap year

• In schools with year round school

• Never

How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?

• 100

• Unlimited

• None

• Only one -after that it's not empty any more

What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?

• Nothing

• He got 12 presents

• He got 12 months

• He got out on bond

What kind of music do elves listen to?

• Pop

• Country

• Wrap

• Jazz

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What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?

• Santa

• Elves

• Reindeer

• Snow

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What is a librarian's favorite Christmas song?

• Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

• Silent Night

• Frosty the Snoman

• Santa Claus is Coming to Town

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

• It's Christmas, Eve!

• Merry Christmas!

• Ho Ho Ho!

• I'm Melting!

What kind of cars do elves like to drive?

• Honda

• Reindeer Powered

• TOYota

• Dodge

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Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?

• Comet

• Cupid

• Blitzen

• Rude-olph