SSF IQ Test

World Religions: Which is the best example of a dangerous cult?

• North America

• SSF

• Walmart

• Area 51

Grammer: Which is correct? (select all that apply)

• Let's eat grandpa.

• Lets eat, grandpa.

• Lets eat, Grandpa.

• Let's eat, grandpa.

Theoretical Physics: Which BEST summarizes string theory?

• everything is little strings

• string cheese exists

• there are more than one SSFs in the multiverse

• the synaptic responses in your brain related to the ratio of time of the initiation of charged electrical synthesis across the strands (or strings) between nodes can be measured to quantitatively determine intelligence

Critical Thinking: If SSF happened to be a vengeful death cult, and you were a devoted member referred to as a "sanctified pupil", and you were offered cool-aid by the cult leader, should you drink it?

• No, you have a sugar allergy

• Depends on flavor

• Put in mouth, then spit it out on the floor

• No, because you aren't holy enough

Zoological Studies: The Black Rain Frog (Breviceps fuscus) uses its __________ to experience auditory sensations.

• ears

• tympanic membrane

• external skin

• sebaceous glands

Competition Sporting: Who is/was a player for the Kansas City Chiefs?

• Nelson Mandela

• George Washington Carver

• Patrick Mahomes II

• James Bacus

Historical Geography: Where was the Gettysburg Address delivered?

• the moon

• the Civil War

• Indiana

• Gettysburg's address

Alchemic Chemistry: Which of the following is "organic"?

• whole foods

• GMOs

• a branch of chemistry

• cyanide cool-aid

Computational Maths: Which of the following makes computational sense in England?

• 100 hectolitres = 1 litre

• 1.000 mm = 1 m

• 7 + 7n = 14n if n = 1

• minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

How many playing cards are in a standard deck without jokers?

• 50

• 52