Geraci loves math so much! some riddles included

Take 2 apples from 3 apples and what do you have?

• apple sauce!

• 2 apples

• 1 apple

• 5 apples

What do you say when your parrot flies away? (a geometry joke)

• polygon!

• see you later!

• good luck!

• nothing, because we should not speak to parrots!

A case of 24 bottles of water costs $4. Mr. Jepson sells each water for $1 on Girard Avenue. How much profit will he make if he sells all 24 bottles?

• $24

• $20

• $28

• nothing, because who would buy water from Mr. Jepson?

2 coins have a total value of 55cents and one of the coins is NOT a nickel. What are the 2 coins?

• a nickel and a half dollar

• 2 half dollars

• 2 quarters and 1 nickel

• 55 pennies

A camera costs $80 and there is a 10% off coupon available. How much will be saved if the coupon is used?

• 80 cents

• $1.80

• $8

• This can't be determined because we don't know the brand of the camera

The regular price of a cell phone (iPhone 8+ with 256 gigs of internal memory) is $850. There is a 10% off sale only for PT students. How much money will be saved during the sale?

• can't be determined because we do not know the color of the phone

• $256

• $85

• $935

Why was the math book so upset?

• it had too many problems!

• it was ripped!

• it was algebra!

• Mr. G sat on it!

How many steps is it from the first floor to the fourth floor of PT? hints: not a prime, not a multiple of 5, not an even number

• 69 steps

• 70 steps

• 67 steps

• 72 steps

What is the toughest place to hide in the hospital?

• The MD

• The ICU

• The RN

• The Xray Room

In what year was PT founded? hint: 93 years ago

• 1943

• 1927

• 1917

• 1913